Sunday, January 27, 2013

Keeping New Year's Resolutions Is Easy...

... if you pick the right resolutions. For instance, my resolution to put on some weight this year is going very, very well.

Other resolutions that are easy (for most people) to keep:

1. Exercise less
2. Spend more time being lazy
3. Watch more tv
4. Let other people do more stuff for you
5. Buy more stuff you like

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